Wheeeeeeee!

Time on my hands?  Or something else entirely?  Um...like a ring, perhaps...a GREAT BIG DIAMOND RING!!  Okay, it's not a great big rock because that would be crass (and frankly, unaffordable) but it is beautiful and I adore it.  And most importantly it's mine, it's real, and I didn't buy it for myself so I could pretend to be engaged.  Only a crazy person would do that.  And I'm not crazy. Anymore.*

*okay, just enough crazy to spend my lunch hour crafting a giant ring.  What?  Totally normal...